Written by Ben Macnair

Tuesday, 7 October 2008

image for Baby Food tablets
Now, do we look like we need tablets?

Baby Food Scientists in Sweden have come up with an idea to keep the ood in tablets, which can then be easily and safely fed to babies.

Professor Nappy from the Institute told us: 'This is a great idea, instead of mush in jars, or having to mash up food at home, parents can now give their babies these tablets, and know that their beloved child is getting all of the vital nutrients that they need to get'.

A Spokesman for Babies against Pills (BAP) told us: 'Obviously, we cannot speak on behalf of babies, but we don't think that this is a good idea. Some parents love getting baby food down their clothes, or pretending that the spoon is an airplane, just to try to persuade the baby to eat. What will become of that sense of bonding?'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Food, Babies




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