Written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 22 October 2008

image for Deripaska fiasco: Tories planned yet another Plutonium 210 hit
A tin of the dreaded stuff was found in Osborne's Hellfire Club locker

London - (Radioactive Mess): The Alexander Litvinenko radioactive poisoning enquiry took a sinister new twist today with the news that army scientists from the UK's National Poisons Unit at Porton Down may have been tailing traces of lethal Plutonium 210 that were found on Tory shadow chancer (sic) George Osborne.

Litvinenko's 2006 death stirred up a bitter war of words between UK Special Branch and Moscow spooks who strenuously denied any involvement in the dreadful business.

And now Osborne, 69, is at the centre of a massive Tory sperm donor enquiry after getting caught with his pants down on Russian oligarch Oleg Deripaska's yacht The Al Qaeda Puppet Monarch.

He has strenuously denied propositioning the billionaire for a wacking great big handout.

But the contrail of toxic emissions connecting him to Deripaska, Litvinenko and Non-Aligned Crack Barons Association offshore slushfunds is proving a massive embarrasment for Tory wannabe PM David Cameron.

Margaret Thatcher is technically brain-dead.

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