Tory Osbournevsky Played Russian Roulette in Corfu!

Written by Pointer

Wednesday, 22 October 2008

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Deripaska thinks George to be quite the looker!

The Conservative Party in Jolly Ole England may have sought to become a Russian satellite.

George "Giorgi Osbournevsky" spent some pretty quality time with a Russian oligarch this summer in Corfu. Oleg Deripaska, a Russian tycoon, was seemingly courted, coddled and cooed by George Osbourne whom British wags have begun to call: Giorgi Osbournevsky. Four rendezvous on the romantic Greek isle have been documented.

Photographer Spanakopita Moussaka claims to have pics of Oleg and Giorgi on a swing, frolicking on a beach, "studying" Greek "culture" and deeply involved in an archaeological dig, baby, dig!

Osbourne insists that the pair never talked money but sources close to the reportedly lovestruck Deripaska say that he is verigagaska over the not unattractive, at least as British men go, Osbourne.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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