In a classic case of penis envy, US and UK spies, spooks and psychologists were deeply involved in the re-circumcision of Mohammed BinYAHHHH!
The Ethiopian national has been awarded the Guinness Book of Records Award for being tortured by more countries than any other poor fuck.An United Nations investigative team has looked into the around the world in 80 torture sessions experience of BinYAHHHH! and have concluded that when western interrogators eventually strip searched and examined the African suspect, they discovered that he was so well endowed that all white men would feel serious shame at their pale little dicks.
" This is part of what little dick Cheney and Tiny Bush meant by the evil empire" UN expert on genitalia and social politics, Jenny Talia, " They tortured this poor black bastard because the Brits and the Yanks couldn't measure up in a month of Sundays!"
