Metropolitan Police have issued an appeal for witnesses after yet another spork attack on an unsuspecting youth in central London.
Trey Jenkins,17, was brutally grazed by a gang of youths brandishing sporks, thought to have been taken from packs of Marks & Spencers lunchtime salads.
'These are not ordinary sporks' said Inspector Titus of New Scotland Yard 'These are luxury black plastic sporks that nestle gently in the lid of pre-made salads. They can be quite dangerous if fired from a gun.'
Trey's sister, a former Big Brother contestant immediately set up interviews on as many TV shows as she could find, to highlight her own plight.
