The Andy Murray Crowd, that rowdy collection of cheering, sneering, leering and jeering middle-class reprobates, have bought-up all 15,000 tickets for the Scot's Quarter Final showdown with Rafael Nadal, and are set to ruin the Spaniard's day.
Murray was down-and-out against Richard Gasquet on Monday, until the AMC took over, clapping their hero loudly and cheering his every shot - behaviour that demolished the Frenchman's confidence, and got him pretty-much pissed-off as well.
Now, number 2 seed Nadal is in the AMC's sights, and they are determined to make sure they give everything, just as Murray will, to upset their opponent, and quite literally annoy him out of the championships.
Chief shrieker Maud Barnes-Dormer, 73, said:
"One loves Andrew, and one is here to make sure he triumphs over the evil Fascist. Our group have been practising close harmony heckling, and fully expect our man to vanquish his foe."
And Chief Treasurer, Alice Tailsworthy-Gammidge, from Epsom, told The Spoof:
"One comes to Wimbledon every year to let off a bit of steam. Strawberries, cream, sunshine and the charnce to remonstrate with a narsty little Spick! Delightful!"
