Dawkins admits inventing Creationism

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Wednesday, 2 July 2008

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Richard Dawkins the British Atheist and free thinker has revealed that he was behind the global creationist movement, shocking supporters and right wing rednecks alike.

'I thought if I made creationism look like the most ridiculous argument ever conceived then people would gravitate towards atheism. Sadly I hadn't taken into account the stupidity and gullibility of Americans and the thing took a life of its own.' said the 67 year-old author.

Tammy Fay Jenkins, the leader of Texans against Evolution said 'I can't believe it, it all seemed so plausible, you know, the flood, the earth being 6,000 years old. I mean it's all so logical. Do you have anything else I can believe in? I hear Scientology is interesting?'

George W Bush was unavailable for comment as he is on vacation (again).

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