Able Seaman Prince William the second-in-line to the Throne has been banged up in Kingston Jail, Barbados after being caught by the Barbarian Navy of smuggling £40million worth of Cocaine.
Local Customs believe the drugs which originated in Afghanistan where brought back to the UK by Prince Harry before being shipped to the Caribbean drugs hotspot Jamaica.
The Prince who had borrowed the Warship from the Royal Navy was sailing in the area with his long term shag Kate Middleton when the ship was intercepted at 5.00am this morning at an undisclosed location
It appears that the Duke who also had a Lynx Helicopter on the Flight Deck had taken the Warship to attend an old chums stag do in Jamaica.
It has reported by Sky TV Reporter Norma Snockers that Wills had picked up Kate a few days ago at Portsmouth before dropping his Brother Prince Harry off at his mate Humphrey Cholmondly-Winklebottom's Birthday Bash in the Azores.
Apparently Admiral of the Fleet Sir Chav Blythe said "it is quite normal for one of the Royal Family to borrow the odd Chopper or Warship to attend Private Functions as it could be considered to be part of their Training."
It is expected that the Prince will be freed without charge, fully exonerated, given a few medals to pin on his chest and get promotion.