Ministry of Stripteasing Finds Fault with School Uniform Burlesque!

Funny story written by Pointer

Wednesday, 18 June 2008

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Montana Wildhack and her famous Donkey Show

British broadcasting has recently been tightening up on their standards for stripteasing; thus the establishment of the Ministry of Strip teasing.

In its first real test, the ministry this week has been confronted with a television advert showing a woman dressed in school uniform performing a striptease.

Ministry chairwoman, Anne Howe, described the performance as disgraceful: "I have known amateurs who could strip with more class and seductivity than the clod in this advert!"

Ministry consultant Alyssa Alps agreed with the chairwoman: "It is a sad day in the UK when a decent school girl striptease can't be pulled off. I long for the days when Montana Wildhack wore her Sts Peter and Paul's uniform and did the good ole donkey show. Now that was the England that ruled the waves!"

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