Following the success of TV programme, The Two Coreys, TV Bosses are said to be launching a brand new reality show, The Two Crispins.
The nadir of Televisual treats will feature Crispin 'George 'I beat up Biff Tannen, you know' Mcfly' Glover and Crispin 'Cousin of the slightly better known, and better acting Helena' Bonham Carter.
The Indie Kid of American film will live with the foppish bloke often seen as cheap TV's version of Hugh Grant for a month, in August, a time when Television famously has nothing else on.
It is said to be the thin end of a very small wedge. It started with The Two Ronnies, then it was the Two Corey's, and now it is the Two Crispin's.
Glover said; 'What if they said no. I don't think I could take that type of rejection'. Bonham Carter said 'I am afraid Helena is not in at the moment. Yes, I do know she is with Tim Burton, no, she is my Cousin. Yes, we are all very proud of her'
A murder of Television executives were standing around smoking cigars, and drinking brandy, laughing.
