Winehouse Favourite For Top Awards

Written by Greg Creedy

Monday, 21 April 2008

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A Gong For Winehouse?

Tattooed and troubled songstress Amy Winehouse has been nominated for three top Ivor Habit awards.

The 24-year-old Enfield born former nun has been nominated in the Best Alcoholic, Best Druggie and Best Self Harm categories.

But Winehouse has stiff competition in the Best Druggie category from veteran abuser Pete Doherty, who is hoping to claim the prize for the second year running.

Friend of Mr Doherty, Kate Moss, told the Spoof: "Although Pete's currently spending some quality time alone at the Wormwood Scrubs hotel, he's still managing to keep his hand in as far as the drug abuse goes, so hopefully he'll stand a chance of repeating last year's performance."

Despite this, Winehouse is still favourite to take all three awards, which this year will be presented by former Best Druggie winner Elton John.

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