Guy Played Soccer Once

Funny story written by TJL

Thursday, 10 April 2008

(New York) While watching Saturday's Arsenal/Liverpool match on FSC at his friend's apartment, soccer fan Dan Milne wowed everyone gathered with anecdotes about his first season in junior league soccer.

"I'm not saying I was the best forward in my county, but I was probably the best in my league," Milne crowed. "My coach said that I could move up to the twelve year old division any time I wanted to. That's pretty darn good for a ten year old."

Milne was later heard saying he quit playing a year later because his new coach was an asshole and he wanted to go to karate camp.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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