Windsor - (Rioters): Security preparations are well under way for this week's French state visit of Nazi collaborator Nicholas Sarkozy and his Opus Dei faghag wife Carla Brunei.
The trip has been billed as an Elysee Palace triumph of optimism over hardcore whore on terra intelligence following many months of Special Branch laissez-faire counter-intelligence.
The pair has been assigned one of Windsor Castle's spookiest chambers with a hidden trap door leading straight to a sewage chute.
This then connects to Slough's effluent reservoirs which routinely deal with all the Puppet Monarchy crap emissions.
"They're a comic class act we have to admit," Chief Superintendent Jim Bergerac said today, "and it's been something of a career best for us here at Special Branch, luring them into this trip.
"Our motto here at Anti-Terror HQ has always been: Never Forget Agincourt.
"Formidable."
