Following the reformation of both Banarama, and The Spice Girls, another out-dated relic from the youth of many of our loyal readers is set to make a comeback, with the relaunch of the humble Space Hopper.
The re-inforced balloon with two handles,...
Minneapolis, Minnesota ---- As part of its "population control program," discount retailer Targette, which has already equipped its stores with transgender bathrooms, "because," as the company's CEO, Brian C. "Big Bri" Cornhole, explained to star rep...
It has been reported that the FBI has placed Dr. Winston Tinker, a noted packaging engineer and consultant to many toy companies worldwide, in it's relocation program to protect his identity from millions of frustrated fathers, and other family membe...
Burlington, VT - Vermont's Build-A-Bear Workshop hasn't had a Christmas season this profitable in a long, long time. And it's all thanks to their two Russian hacking bears!
Yes, it seems that America (mostly republicans) has gone completely wild f...
Concerns have arisen surrounding a popular children's toy that hit the market early last month. The Donald Trump Jack in the Box is facing several scrutinies by parents and child health organizations, the world over due to its highly antagonistic, m...
Even for New Yorkers who think they've seen it all, this was a unique sighting!
Yesterday on Fifth Avenue in NYC, a large group of teddy bears protested the planned July closing of the world-famous toy store FAO Schwarz. The bears staged the prote...
* Inspectors found toys in appalling conditions at the house in Liverpool
* The toys had been kept in squalid conditions by Raymond Coll, 66
* Mr Coll initially denied he was the owner and claimed he was a burglar
* Officials also found a la...
Gainesville, FL - The troubled National Hot Rod Association has been running out of gas and getting lapped by NASCAR and Formula 1 Auto Racing for the last three decades, but the folks over at Hot Wheels, Inc. think they have the solution to turn the...
HOLLYWEIRD, CA -- Dizzy Pixie has announced plans to produce Toy Store 1000, which is scheduled to be released sometime in June, 2015.
After years of false starts and setbacks, Pixie head Johnny Lasso, who will direct the film, said his team was f...
NEW YORK--In an attempt to deal with domestic violence cases which have blackened the reputation of his league, as well as to forestall the further growth of class-action suits pertaining to dementia, concussions and other disorders by National Footb...
NEW YORK CITY - Contrary to some recent rumors, 92-year-old Betty White was not born in a log cabin in Illinois.
The elderly actress was born in Oak Park, Illinois in an accredited hospital.
White was in the news recently when a team of archaeo...
PAWTUCKET, RHODE ISLAND - CEO Brian Goldner of the famous toy company, Hasbro, announced at a press conference today that their famous toy, Mr. Potato Head, has accepted the romance position vacated by Cupid. Cupid recently turned in his resignation...
Christmas is right around the corner and shoppers are scurrying around looking for that special gift for that special someone in their lives.
Each year the top selling gift items are children's toys and this year is no different.
For the past few years the Cheyenne, Wyoming-based toy research firm Toys Up The Chimney Researchers of America have provided a list of the 10 best selling toys.
The manufacturers of the famous "Cabbage Patch Kids" dolls are offering up a new version just in time for Christmas. The "KB Packed Kids" will be offered up for a fairly steep price in two test markets, Colorado and Washington.
What's new with th...
1. Wii Fit "Twerk Showdown" game
2. Rob Ford's Rock 'Em Stalk 'Em Fembots
3. LEGO leftovers - discount lego sets!
4. Playstation Classic - Rollin' like it's '99
5. Rollin' Doobs Mountain Navigator Big Wheel
6. "Twerkin' for a Livin'" Barbie
7. "Out of the closet and at the Altar" Ken and Ben Dolls
8. "Out of the closet and at the Altar" Barbie and Betty Dolls
The following toys have already been recalled for Christmas this year after consumers Guide tested them out! Please return them for a refund.
14. Leggo Castle from Wham-O (Seems to be placed outside parents bedroom and when one comes out, WHAM-O!)
13. Little Lady Godiva with Stick Horse
12. The guillotine toe-nail clipper
11. Barn Roof Parachute.
10. Little Buddy's First Sledge...
CHICAGO - The Hasbroken Toy Company has reported that its brand new board game named The I Want Answers Now Water Boarding Game is not doing very well.
Company spokesperson Zandreeka LaSheena Lovecake said that a total of 27 states including Illin...
Former champion cyclist and admitted cheater Lance Armstrong is reportedly taking an offer from the original toy maker to endorse a revived Stretch Armstrong action figure.
A spokesman says that the time is right to relaunch Stretch Armstrong, as...
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