Just as DC Comics has the fictional cities of Gotham City and Metropolis, the fictional country of Canada has the fictional city of Toronto, which is, in turn, governed by a fictional group of city councilors. One Councillor in particular, Brackle…
The famous toy company that makes fake guns Twerf™ just announced a new redesign for its new models specially made to American kids. "We are excited to show for the first time our redesign to the popular Twerf Guns. Kids don't like fake guns anymo…
CHICAGO – (Satire News) – The toy industry is reporting that the biggest flop in the history of toy flops is the Marjorie Taylor Greene Action Figure Doll. The Hasbrutha Toy Company reports that out of the 200,000 that were produced and distribute…
A child's doll whose leg came off several weeks ago has at last been repaired by the father of its owner, it has been reported. The doll, Malina, which can be seen in the graphic above, is the property of young Delma Kenwood, aged 5, who, in tempe…
Residents of a town in the mid-West, have severely criticized the work of an architect whose restructuring of their streets has left them scratching their heads in puzzlement. The architect, whose name has been withheld pending an investigation, h...
In a bizarre turn of events earlier today, it's been reported that a boy armed with a plastic trumpet blew on it so hard, and for so long, that a man who lived opposite the little bastard felt like going across the road and ramming down his throat.
It could have ended much, much worse than it eventually did for one fortunate man on Wednesday afternoon, when he inadvertently became involved in an incident with a steamroller, which ran over his foot. The road-rolling vehicle was being driven b...
NEW YORK CITY – The toy manufacturing company Toypaloosa is reporting that sales of the new Governor Andrew Cuomo Action Figure Doll are going through the roof. Governor Cuomo has become very popular of late because he conducts his daily C-19 pres...
NEW YORK CITY - The Trump Campaign has announced that the President Trump Bobblehead Dolls will go on sale shortly. Trump Campaign spokesperson, Tallulah Lifshitz, said that the little four-inch plastic TBD’s will sell for $67 plus tax, with all t...
A major toy retailer has recalled millions of play figures after announcing that it had charged Action Man, the toy soldier with gripping hands, and realistic hair and beard, with war crimes against humanity. Toys-R-Bust say the toy, originally cr...
Cars aren't everyone's cup of tea, but one man who has been a strong enthusiast of all kinds of vehicles for more than fifty years, has been 'in the market' recently, and ended up buying a beautiful new green pickup truck. Moys Kenwood, 56, says...
The commonly-held belief that insects have uncommon intelligence was comprehensively dispelled today, when a fly that landed on a child's plastic toy, not only did not have a 'sixth sense', it didn't even have the sense it was born with! * The hou...
Following the reformation of both Banarama, and The Spice Girls, another out-dated relic from the youth of many of our loyal readers is set to make a comeback, with the relaunch of the humble Space Hopper. The re-inforced balloon with two handles,...
Minneapolis, Minnesota ---- As part of its "population control program," discount retailer Targette, which has already equipped its stores with transgender bathrooms, "because," as the company's CEO, Brian C. "Big Bri" Cornhole, explained to star rep...
It has been reported that the FBI has placed Dr. Winston Tinker, a noted packaging engineer and consultant to many toy companies worldwide, in it's relocation program to protect his identity from millions of frustrated fathers, and other family membe...
Burlington, VT - Vermont's Build-A-Bear Workshop hasn't had a Christmas season this profitable in a long, long time. And it's all thanks to their two Russian hacking bears! Yes, it seems that America (mostly republicans) has gone completely wild f...
Concerns have arisen surrounding a popular children's toy that hit the market early last month. The Donald Trump Jack in the Box is facing several scrutinies by parents and child health organizations, the world over due to its highly antagonistic, m...
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