London - (Pont d'Alma Tunnel Vision Mess): The tacky RIP tribute to Di-Die and Do-Do is being taken down this week ahead of being returned to Princess Di HQ in Moscow. The Diana and Dodi altar in Harrabs Department Store window is destined for lan...
Harrods, the exclusive Knightsbridge store recently sold by Mohammed al-Fayed to Qatar Holdings for a sum of £1.5 billion, has proved a roaring success with customers at its new branch in Bangkok. Sadly, I do not know where the store is located.
'The Red Scarf Brigade' have, indeed, pulled out of the 'Harrods' deal. They no longer have the money to buy this 'icon' of British Department Stores. When asked why they pulled out, spokesman, Canuck William, wearing no pants as usual, said, "Well, we successfully bid in the auction for the Subo fansite and it did indeed take every penny we had between us. Contrary to popular belief, memb...
Susan Boyle is planning to open a new Fish 'n' chip shop next door to Harrods. She believes it is 'well needed' in that area of London. "Let's face it," she says, "there's lots o' folk out there visitin' Harrods's just to buy a wee candy stick so they can have it put in a Harrod's bag as proof they shopped there. Oh! For goodness sakes, one o' ma fans from Middlesbrough told me her mam did th...
American celebrity and one time 'Cheers' star Kirsty Alley came to grief during a London break when she got jammed in a revolving door at the world famous Harrods of Knightsbridge department store. What should have been a fun day out shopping for...
Only days after returning to London following his assault on royal arse-licker Paul Burrell with a gateau worth $5,000, camp celebrity mystic Derek Acorah, who is often grammatically incorrect, has been at it again - this time in London. In sensa...
The shocking rise of Knife Crime in Britain is having a direct effect on the retail sector, it has been claimed, with world-famous Harrods of London being the first retailer to introduce Suits of Armour in its Autum...
Yorkshire-born Egyptian Mr Alf Highhead is reputed to be selling his 'little shop' in London after his conspiracy theory was shown to be exactly that.
East End cobbler Jimmy Choo has designed an extravagant range of footwear for the My Little Pony set of childrens toys.
Mohamed Al Fayed, the Harrods boss, today retracted part of an astonishing statement he made yesterday outside the inquest into the deaths of Diana Princess of Tarts, and Dodi Al Fayed, her sometime...
With only 38 shopping days left until Christmas, Harrod's today decided it was finally time to unveil the new range of commemorative Princess Diana Christmas wrapping papers.
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