When approached by an impartial observer, the chief editor of TheSpoof.com, Mark Lowton, was asked to account for the claimed 4,250 budding writers he has in his books. Suspicions were aroused when one writer and well known plagiarist and lover of badgers asked the question; 'Who are your favourite writer(s)' and it is almost certain that this idea was inspired from an earlier question 'Ghost writers' from Gordon Bennet.
Although the creativity of the writers is improving greatly and some new writers are coming on board, it could be that many - as much as 75%, are the same person; maybe even the Man from Lancaster himself!
The millionairess and dabbler in Freemasonry, Opus Dei and general Bilderbuggery, the queen mudder herself dropped the hint "Some amongst us who never post on writers discuss/story discuss/general discuss are my fav suspects." Is she really saying that what concerns her is the number of writers who do not go into the writers' discussion boards?
The reality is that when all is said and done, there are only 250 writers. All of them have split- personalities and bi-polar disorders.7 of them are gay, 10 of them are coloured and an undisclosed percentage use mind-altering drugs
