Partially sighted evidence-losers, the Portuguese police, have today sacked the 'parents' of missing Madeleine McCann from their PR department.
Kate & Gerry McCann, who are technically not related to their child according to rumours in a Portuguese rag, are now looking for alternative sources of employment within the publicity/stage management sector, most probably with the ongoing search for Heather Mills' missing leg.
They told red-topped litter tray liner 'The Sun' that they don't actually even know lost little-one Maddie but in fact seized a golden opportunity to make some more euros to fund their fine dining Portuguese experience.
The Portuguese Police Farce, known locally as El Snuzo, attacked the McCanns twisted self publicity calling it 'twisted self publicity' and 'funny for a bit'.
The hunt for the missing minor continues with investigations into claims that she may have started a terrorist training creche in nearby war torn Sudan.
Photos alledging to show the tot in Morocco were later proved to actually be a man in a clown suit carrying around a large doll of Swedish soccer bike Ulrika Johnson.
The weird and sad little saga rolls on.
