Gordon Brown's July 10 arrest fears

Funny story written by queen mudder

Monday, 9 July 2007

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Lame duck or sitting duck? UK Prime Monster Gordon Brown

Whitehall - (Ass Mess): Gordon Brown fears that the thirteenth day of his appointment as the new UK Prime Monster may be his last after cops in the Serious Fraud Offices hinted they couldn't delay charges in the cash-for-peerages-and NHS terrorists probe.

Brown revamped himself as the cute and cuddly alternative to lame duck ex-PM Tony Blair.

But Whitehall mandarins think he is even more of a sitting duck in the loans/peegrages fiasco after files from Margaret Thatcher's homes-for-votes gerrymandering scam surfaced during the peerages fraud probe.

UK cops soft-peddalled on the Blair-Brown dream team during the early stages of their enquiry.

But a wealth of new information began to flood in on their collusions after last year's arrest of Lord Levy, Chri 'Bung' Evans and daftass serial Labout slapper Ruth Tirner.

"We were keeping them under surveillance for a lot earlier than anybody has ever imnagined," Fraud Squad sources hinted today.

"If we get the green light then July 10 would be an ideal day to bust Brown and the whole Corrupt Bastards' UK branch just in time to give school kids a well-deserved early holiday."

Lord Levy is shitting himself.

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