Sir Elton Blows A Gasket

Funny story written by Duff

Tuesday, 3 July 2007

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Princess William "We are not amused!"

Sir Elton John is said to be seething about Ricky Gervais "showing him up" at the Take That gig in London's Olympia at the weekend.


The diminutive pianist was livid as funny man, Gervais, poked fun at him not being ready to do his thing to close the show.


John told reporters: "What's he ever done eh? Just a bloody stupid dance and he's written something about an office. Big deal!"


But Reading-born Ricky hit back:"Bianca and me was well miffed that Sir Elton weren't ready and that. I had to fill in and I looked like a bit of an 'erbert like"

Something for the weekend sir?

Princess Harry looking resplendent in a gold tiara was seen boogieing all afternoon and her brother Princess William declared the day a big hit.

But the Spoof thinks that the highlight of the show was rapper, Ken Doddy, who came on and did an awful cover of the Troggs hit, "Whole lotta love"

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