London - (Rioters): In a fit of unprecedented exuberant imbecility top Buckingham Palace Puppet Monarch muff-diver Sir Robert Janvrin put the name of ex-KGB colonel Oleg Gordievsky for a Queen's Birthday Honors knighthood after learning that he was seminal to the Plutonium 210 scam that finally saw off turncoat double agent Alexander Litvinenko last November.
Gordievsky has spent a lengthy career successfully spinning cold war counter-intelligence on a fantasy par with the Harry otter stories.
Dubbed the highest-ranking Soviet spy to defect to the west, Gordievsky was always a counter-intelligence plant whose rantings seemed credible enough to get Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger off war crimes allegations for his Hitler Youth activities during World War II.
Now he has been appointed a Companion of the Most Distinguished Order of Saint Michael and Saint George, a chivalrous orderreplete with fools, villans and total utter twats such as the current UK ambassador to Saudi Arabia Sir Sherrard Koo-Pa Coles.
This week the UK's Daily fascist newspapers has crowed how the gong in the Birthday Honours Diplomatic List means Gordievsky now holds the same title as book spook James Bond.
When he first defected to the UK Gordievsky was hailed
by then Foreign Secretary Sir Geoffrey Howe as "a very substantial coup for our security forces".
Since that time Gordievsky has become a pathetic laughing stock after NATO Counter-Intelligence Directorate said he was 'one class act in the Harry Potter mould' and consigned his turncoat intelligence to the dustbin.
Officially Mr Gordievsky's honour is for services to the insecurity of the UK.
He will get to wear a nice bit of metal around his throat, possibly made of Plutonium 210 itself, on a cutesy pink little riboon.