Written by queen mudder

Sunday, 17 June 2007

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Bandar's £75 million Airbus 340 "the ultimate Trojan Horse"

London - (Ass Mess): International security and intelligence agencies are said to be immensely satisfied at the results of their nine year surveillance operation into the Bush family after kitting out BAE's £75 million Airbus 340 gifthorse to Prince Bandar as the high-tech equivalent of a latter-day Trojan Horse.

Spearheaded by NATO military intelligence council investigations into a thirty year financial relationship between the Saudis' dodgiest scion Prince Bandar Bin Sultan Bin Abdul Aziz and Bush senior and junior, spooks from CIA, Mossad and MI6 pooled their resources to prove the financial network of organised crime behind international terrorism funding.

Bandar's flying fortress was financed by Ministry of Defence payments from UK taxpayers and was ostensibly part of the £1.2 billion slush fund that was paid to Bandar in the £40 billion Al-Yammamah arms-for-oil deal.

But every component in the awesome airplane 'from the tiniest screw to the biggest mile high club waterbed' was either bugged, Rigged, connected to covert satellite surveillance systems, monitored by secret GCHQ listening programs or intercepted by RAF Fyligdales security scanners and pooled into NATO intelligence bunkers hidden deep underneath seabed resources normally reserved to covert submarine operations.

The findings are as grim as they are startling and convey a pre-cold war picture of dictatorship agendas hidden behind smoke and mirrors PR campaigns that whitewashed the Bush Family Evil Empire into the kind of wholesome all American family that Middle America just loves to believe in.

As yet another official enquiry is launched into the BAE slush fund that doshed up Bandar law enforcement agencies around the world are standing by for imminent action that will finally expose the fruits of their labors.

"We'll start with UK Prime Monster Tony Blair," a reliable source said this weekend.

"When he is toppled Bush Senior, Bush Junior, Cheney et all fill follow swiftly.

"They've had it coming a long, long time."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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