Westminster, SW1 - (Ass Mess): As a potential Act of God insurers are heaving a sigh of relief that they won't have to fork out on a collapsed building in Westminster's Dean Farrar Street which houses Tony Blair's right-hand woman cheerleader and Labour Party chair Hazel Blears.
The fire brigade was called out shortly after 4pm local time today after reports that the five storey building collapsed 'like a deck of cards'.
Six fire engines and 50 firefighters were sent to the scene and said the place 'was a total fiasco'.
UK TV news reports have claimed that there are still some people trapped in the wreckage "unfortunately none of them are Ms Blears".
Blears and six of her campaign volunteers were in the offices earlier today just before the time of the collapse.
Blears, a contender for the Deputy Prime Monster's job at the end of the month, is said to be 'utterly gobsmacked' at the collapse and may have lost valuable data held on a PC at her office on the building's former top floor.
She is currently under sedation as police and fire officers comb the rubble to determine the cause of the disaster.
"If this was a natural occurence, like an earth tremor, it could be a veiled message to Ms Blears and her campaign to get John Prescott's job under Gordon Brown," a spokesman said today.