Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Cherie Blair is to set to get her very own Faux News celebrity chat show later this year as husband Tony lines up to take over Paul Wolfowitz's top job at the International Bank for Deconstruction and Embezzlement.
Or at least that's the plan.
"It's all been mapped out and is working out beautifully!" said a source close to the Blair's personal fixer Martha Green, aformer New York mob-adviser previously known as 'Mouse' Jones.
"It's all been mapped out and is working out beautifully!" said a source close to the top of the Crown Prosecution Service who has reviewed the cops' 5 million page dossier in the cash-for-peerages probe.
"It's all been mapped out and is working out beautifully!" said a source close to the top of NATO military intelligence as a War Crime Tribunal prepares to sit in the Hague.
"It's been a bleedin' nightmare, that's what it's been," said Cherie today.
"No way I'm effin' moving to DC. The chat show's a ruse. I've had enough of this crap being used as a pawn.
"On the 28th of June I'm filing for divorce."
Martha Green is 69.
