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Cherie's rapture as daughter Kate Middleton claims 'Occupation: Princess' on baby's birth certificate

Funny story: Cherie's rapture as daughter Kate Middleton claims 'Occupation: Princess' on baby's birth certificate

London - The dirty old Scouser's gargantuan social climbing ambitions are orgasming deliriously at her Italian mobster daughter Kate Middleton's latest scam. Asked to describe her occupation on Baby Prince George Bush's birth certificate the daft...

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USAID gives $625,000 to Cherie Blair cha-ri-dee 'to help African women set up own mobile hacking scams'

Funny story: USAID gives $625,000 to Cherie Blair cha-ri-dee 'to help African women set up own mobile hacking scams'

Washington - The niche funding opportunity arose following the collapse of Rupert Murdoch's NewsCorpse Inc's controversial off-piste news gathering superstructure. Fierce lobbying by daft Scouser Cherry Bush saw the USAID slush fund run by Hillary...

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New Years Dishonours published in Palace prank

Number Ten and the Palace are said to be 'stunned' by the news that the wrong New Years Honours list has been published. According to the Palace, there was a minor lapse in security on Boxing day, when Philip and Camilla got a bit drunk and 'hacke...

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Blair feared alien nanocraft 'were stalking Cherie'

Funny story: Blair feared alien nanocraft 'were stalking Cherie'

London - Tiny alien UFOs disguised as flies, mosquitos and species butterflies such as the Common [Fire 'n'] Brimstone were the top suspects behind the PM's fears. Newly declassified UFO files released today describe how the Blairs fought a conce...

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Judge Cherry Bush to lead independent public inquiry into phone hacking row

Funny story: Judge Cherry Bush to lead independent public inquiry into phone hacking row

London - The human frights lawyer has been tipped to head a judicial commission into News of the World phone hacking it was announced today. "Cherry tricks all the boxes for impartiality," a Justice Ministry person said at lunchtime. "Besides,...

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Royal hoaxers Kate & Wills not invited to State Banquet 'in case Cherie has a hissy fit!'

Funny story: Royal hoaxers Kate & Wills not invited to State Banquet 'in case Cherie has a hissy fit!'

London - Scrounging royal benefit impostors Kate Fiddleton and Wee Willy Wales are off the VIP list for tonight's state banquet shindig. Tony Blair's bastard son by JK Rowling and Cherie Booth's daughter by Bill Clinton are personae non grata at t...

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Cherie Blair livid at Royal Wedding snub, Sarah Brown got better things to do

Funny story: Cherie Blair livid at Royal Wedding snub, Sarah Brown got better things to do

Startling news from Buckingham Palace tonight confirms that neither Tony Blair or Gordon Brown will be page boys at the big do in Westminster Abbey next Friday. Mr Blair has been practising by holding up a table cloth for hours, while Mr Brown is...

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Proud parents Tony Blair, JK Rowling, Cherie and Bill Clinton all in the Abbey's three-and-sixpennies next Friday

Funny story: Proud parents Tony Blair, JK Rowling, Cherie and Bill Clinton all in the Abbey's three-and-sixpennies next Friday

London - Seating plans published today show the bride and groom's birth parents have been allocated top-notch pews in Westmonster Abbey's (K)Nave. The area is traditionally reserved for the foulest rascal supporters of the Puppet Monarchy, exchang...

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Crime hotspots website meltdown as millions key in Blairs' address

Funny story: Crime hotspots website meltdown as millions key in Blairs' address

London - (Glitches): Connaught Square residents have told of their disgust as a new criminal hotspots website named them the nation's Number One. "Surely we're only the second worst in the country," Dame Dilys Pillpoppa said today, "what with Buck...

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Was Christopher Jefferies once an investor in Bristol's Cheriegate block of flats?

Funny story: Was Christopher Jefferies once an investor in Bristol's Cheriegate block of flats?

Bristol - (Smoke N Mirrors): His property portfolio seems entirely kosher, untainted by fraud such as the Cheriegate block blighted by scammer Peter Foster. This weekend Canynge Road neighbors recalled how Chris Jefferies very nearly invested in T...

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Iraq War 'inevitable' after protection cops confiscated gun from Cherie handbag, Chilcot Inquiry told

Funny story: Iraq War 'inevitable' after protection cops confiscated gun from Cherie handbag, Chilcot Inquiry told

London - (Pants-On-Fire): Diplomatic Protection Racket cops had seized the Smith & Wesson 9mm semi-automatic, a silencer and multiple rounds of ammo from Mrs Blair's mock-crock holdall, the Iraq War probe has heard. The confiscation meant that...

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Joy as Tony Blair's son and Cherry Bush's daughter publish engagement pics!

Funny story: Joy as Tony Blair's son and Cherry Bush's daughter publish engagement pics!

London - (Mario Testosterone News): As con artists go Tony and Cherie surely take the biscuit. But their respective little bastards may be outdoing them in the deception stakes this week. Posing in a St James' Palace reception room the couple k...

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A Portrait of the UK Government?

Funny story: A Portrait of the UK Government?

David Cameron, yesterday revealing that he is to use £35k a year of taxpayers money to hire 'vanity photographer' Andrew Parsons, today says that this will not be enough. Having had extensive talks with Cherie Blair he is now prepared for the coun...

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Cherie says Cheerio to Lauren

Funny story: Cherie says Cheerio to Lauren

Tony Blair's sister in law Lauren has given the Blairs a shock. Cherie's sister has converted to Islam after having a 'holy experience' in Iran. Tony, having converted to the Catholic faith respects Lauren's views and is thinking of going to Iran...

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Britain Is at the Brink of War with Italy, Thanks to Cheri Blair

Funny story: Britain Is at the Brink of War with Italy, Thanks to Cheri Blair

History probably will not relate the account of how close Britain came to war with Italy. Not content with her husband's dealings with Iraq, Cheri Blair decided to stir up trouble with the Ities. In what would appear to be a case of "keeping up wi...

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Cherie lovers thought Blair was a dickhead

Funny story: Cherie lovers thought Blair was a dickhead

London - (Cuckold Mess): Labour insiders said today the Blair matrimony mirage was heavily propped up by Cherie's surreptitious shagging. "But old Tone had her over a barrel about that first marriage to Dubya!" National Executive Committee mixolog...

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Tony and Cherie laugh off 'imminent police raid' rumors

Funny story: Tony and Cherie laugh off 'imminent police raid' rumors

London - (Portents): Dulcet strains of The Godfather theme song 'Speak Softly Love' were heard wafting across Connaught Square this afternoon amid rumors that Tony and Cherie will be busted in the morning. Inside their end-of-terrace mansion the B...

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Cherie Blair Vehemently Denies Writing for The Spoof In Rumours Floated by Tories & Libs!

Funny story: Cherie Blair Vehemently Denies Writing for The Spoof In Rumours Floated by Tories & Libs!

Persistent rumours circulating around London and traced to 'shadow' journalists allied with either the Libs or the Tories, are pointing with approbation at Cherie Blair claiming she is using multiple personas on the well known site The Spoof to boost...

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