Holy Trinity Appears On A Pint Of Guinness

Funny story written by Duff

Saturday, 12 May 2007

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The Holy Trinity on the pint of Guinness yesterday. Man Jeaze, ho ho ho!

Sensational news from Ireland, as reports surface all over the Internet, that God the Father, God the Son and God the Holy Ghost have appeared on the head a pint of Guinness in a Boutique Hotel in Dublin's trendy Temple Bar.

Sean O'Rourke, the barman who pulled the pint told us:

"This wan and her auld fella comes into the bar and asks for a small Chilean Chardonnay and a pint of Guinness. As soon as I poured the pint all the lights in the bar dimmed and there was the sound of a choir of angels.

When I looked at the pint there was the Holy Trinity right there looking back at me large as life"

And Parish Priest Fr. Basil Fiddles comments:

"Sure faith and begob! Isn't it a miracle? The Holy Trinity here in Dublin? Begorrah, sure 'tis fantastic to be sure to be sure. Ha ha ha! Oh Jeaze, ho ho ho!"

We asked Fr. Fiddles if in fact he was not a stereotypical Irishman, similar to something out of an American movie from the forties or fifties. He replied:

"Ah now! Lookit now, I'd say that I was right enough. I'm not really a priest at all. I am in fact a Cardinal. By the way lads, what is a feckin' Boutique Hotel annyway?"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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