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Funny story: The Heavy Metal Band Formerly Known as C-19 is Now Officially Known as WD-40

The Heavy Metal Band Formerly Known as C-19 is Now Officially Known as WD-40

DUBLIN – Doolin Tipperary, the lead singer with the Irish heavy metal band formerly known as C-19, says the band has officially changed its name, and now goes by the name WD-40. “Tip”, as his bandmates and fans call him, said that when the band wa...

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Funny story: Ireland Tells The Heavy Metal Band, The C-19, To Change It’s Name

Ireland Tells The Heavy Metal Band, The C-19, To Change It’s Name

DUBLIN – Ireland’s Department of Decency in Naming has just informed the popular Irish heavy metal band, C-19, that they will have to change their band name. Band frontman Doolin Tipperary, asked why in the world would they have to change it. H...

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Funny story: He's the brash, public face of Ryanair, but who is Michael O'Leary?

He's the brash, public face of Ryanair, but who is Michael O'Leary?

With so much negative press about him, I was a little apprehensive about facing Michael O'Leary. He'd agreed to meet me for brunch at a stylish bistro in Grafton Street. Despite a hazy mental image of his face, I recognised him the instant he came through the door. The swagger, the expensive suit, the manic eyes: they all announced The Man. He ordered us both a full Irish breakfast and a select...

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Funny story: Kelly Clarkson Talks Candidly About Her Yo-Yo Dieting

Kelly Clarkson Talks Candidly About Her Yo-Yo Dieting

DUBLIN, Ireland - Kelly Clarkson performed before a sell out crowd at Dublin's O2 Arena. After her concert she spoke backstage with a reporter for The Irish Eyes News Agency, Colleen Corkincannon. Clarkson was asked what she thought about Irela...

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Funny story: Sandra Bullock Says She Loves George Clooney's Sense of Humor, Clooney Says He Loves Bullock's Lips

Sandra Bullock Says She Loves George Clooney's Sense of Humor, Clooney Says He Loves Bullock's Lips

SAN TROPEZ, France - George Clooney and Sandra Bullock have long been long time friends and that friendship now seems to be blossoming nicely into something seductively stronger. Sandra recently rushed to George's side after he ended his two year...

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Funny story: 'Croak' Park two-finger crop circle says The End Is Nigh

'Croak' Park two-finger crop circle says The End Is Nigh

Dublin - A geometrically fiendish crop circle depicting a classic 'Up Yours' V-sign has appeared on the pitch at Dublin's Croak (sic) Park. It emerged from the nethers just as the Queen arrived to gawp at the scene of the 1920 Bloody Sunday massac...

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Funny story: Defiant Dublin boozers join Queen Elizabeth pub ban

Defiant Dublin boozers join Queen Elizabeth pub ban

Dublin - "About time she settled her bloody bar tab," disgusted Temple Bar publican John Stokes said today as dozens of defiant Dublin innkeepers joined his ban on the Queen. Stokes was speaking to reporters after being ordered by licensing magist...

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Funny story: Irish election results in full, to be sure

Irish election results in full, to be sure

The results of the Irish election have been announced by a chap in a rather Irish accent, similar to Sir Bob Geldof's, but without the attitude. And without a couple of top ten music hits. The outgoing government, led by Gerry Mander, saw their ne...

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Funny story: Irishman arranges to go to New York to visit relatives

Irishman arranges to go to New York to visit relatives

Irishman Cillian Murphy known to his friends as Silly was invited to go to visit his relatives in New York. Silly started by phoning the enquiries desk at Dublin Airport asking the girl "How long does it take to fly from Dublin to New York". The g...

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Funny story: Chaos Erupts in Dublin Following Evacuation Order

Chaos Erupts in Dublin Following Evacuation Order

Panic erupted in Dublin today following the implementation of a city-wide evacuation order by the Irish Parliament, the Dail. All roads out of the city have been gridlocked, and there are unconfirmed reports of hospitals struggling to cope with an...

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Funny story: Irish Bank Heist Unravels/7 Arrested But 2 Masterminds and $2M On the Loose!

Irish Bank Heist Unravels/7 Arrested But 2 Masterminds and $2M On the Loose!

Dublin, Ireland/ Banking News - A daring daylight robbery at the College Green Branch Bank of Ireland in Dublin, left the An Garda Siochana (the coppers) shaking their heads in appreciation of the craft and guile employed in the looting of the...

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Funny story: Dublin declared "missionary position territory"

Dublin declared "missionary position territory"

Dublin has been officially declared "missionary position territory" by Archbishop Dick Smartin amid falling numbers in the use of the missionary position. A major plan to renew the Catholic Church in the country's biggest diocese was...

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Funny story: Dublin Bollywood 'Oscars" in doubt as Hindu's are banned from city centre.

Dublin Bollywood 'Oscars" in doubt as Hindu's are banned from city centre.

Indian diplomats in Dublin reacted furiously today after Dublin City Councillor Ciaron Kennedy apparently announced on RTE Television that Hindu's are to be banned from Dublin city centre citing excessive drunkenness and foul and abusive language...

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Funny story: Holy Trinity Appears On A Pint Of Guinness

Holy Trinity Appears On A Pint Of Guinness

Sensational news from Ireland, as reports surface all over the Internet, that God the Father, God the Son and God the Holy Ghost have appeared on the head a pint of Guinness in a Boutique Hotel in Dublin's trendy Temple Bar.

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Funny story: Prince Harry to go on intensive drinking and fighting training tour of Dublin pubs.

Prince Harry to go on intensive drinking and fighting training tour of Dublin pubs.

Dublin - Hot on the heels of Gerry Adams and Ian Paisley agreeing to share power in Northern Ireland the Irish government offered another gesture of good will towards the English nation today when Irish Premier Bertie Ahearn offered to take Prince Ha...

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Funny story: Donkey missing! Shrek in custody after police chase

Donkey missing! Shrek in custody after police chase

The showbiz world is in shock this evening over reports that "Donkey" has been reported missing from his Hollywood home. The Beverly Hills police department have released a statement confirming that his family are worried for Donkey's s...

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Funny story: Ryder Cup Security Concerns

Ryder Cup Security Concerns

DUBLIN (Reuters) - Spectators at next month's Ryder Cup will be banned from carrying mobile rocket launchers, organisers have confirmed.

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