Terror rapper wife arrested

Funny story written by Danny Buckle

Wednesday, 9 May 2007

The wife of the jailed terror rapper Mrs Jalalala Wowo has been arrested for raising funds with menaces. Police arrested her on Monday evening she was questioned at London's Paddington Green police station.

Sources revealed she has been charged under the 'improper fund raising act', part of the new anti hip hop laws that were used to jail her rapper husband.

"I was only trying to raise money for an appeal" said Mrs Wowo. A Police representative said: "We have sworn statements from witnesses who saw Jalalala extracting money from innocent passers-by in the street. She was intimidating people with unsolicited rapping and outlawed arm waving"

One victim is being treated in Kings College Hospital for emotional stress. After the attack he broke down saying "This rapping shite has to stop. What are the government doing to protect us?"

Police said they have raided five other addresses in West Yorkshire believed to contain public address making equipment that could be used in a terror rap attack. Further arrest are expected.

Calls for inquiry into terror rappers investigation

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