Bush's 15 Billion to Fight AIDS Is Only Budget With A Surplus!

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Sunday, 1 April 2007


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Budget Busting Bush has finally found a line item where he can begin to duplicate the surpluses that made Clinton famous. (He still has not found an intern to repeat what made Clinton infamous).

Fifteen Billion dollars for the international fight for aids cannot be spent because of all of the regulations on the money. aids experts are complaining that Bush rules are tying their hands in the fight vs this world-wide plague: "We are in countries where the disease is spread by IV drig use and the funds can only be used for abstinence education!", reported aids educator, Evie Rebody-Nosemodanw, "You've got to see the faces of these heroin addicts as I tell them to wait for marriage?!"

Drug counselor, Bushnose Sheet explained: "I've got addicts begging for clean needles and Bush funds says No! No to needles, no to who approved medicine, no to sex, no to drugs no is the Bush message and so the money(more than any nation allocates to fight aids) sits in the Halliburton bank account while people die!"

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