Police safety cameras have been so successful in collecting shed loads of money that there are plans to roll out a new type of surveillance camera. This time the super-snoopers will be concentrating on people who already snoop on us and the snoopers will be snooped on themselves.
Sir Ian Blair told us:
"These cameras have been a winner and at least one life has been possibly saved and of course as a side issue, we've made a packet; but not that that's what it's about of course. It's safety, safety and safety; that's driving this forward"
But the new cameras will bring a whole new set of problems with their introduction. It's currently estimated that at least half the working population is employed monitoring all cameras that are watching our every move already and that a new set will just overload the system.
So on Monday there will be a new recruitment drive, unveiled by the government, to recruit a new breed of super snoopers to watch the existing snoopers, to ensure that they are not duping the authorities and skimping on their snooping duties.
A government spokesman commented:
"It's vital to ensure that all snooping is carried out to the letter of the law and where would we be if people employed to snoop on us all were not carrying out their work?
It is therefore of the utmost importance that we have new super snoopers in place to snoop on the snoopers themselves by the time the new cameras are rolled out.
The CBI predict that by 2025 no actual work or productivity will happen in the UK and that the entire adult population will spend all day in front of TV monitors watching what other people are up to and issuing fines and legal proceedings as necessary.
The Spoof has seen a secret leaked memo. It was nothing to do with this story but we've seen it anyway, so that just shows how good and how close to the cutting edge we are dosen't it?
