A source close to Penny Mordaunt has stated that if Penny doesn’t win the Conservative race and become the next shamed and Benny Hill-ed PM, she will start modeling.
First bathing suits. Then lingerie. Then … ? (Tasteful nudes?)
If you are a pretty politician (although ‘pretty’ or ‘handsome’ can be relevant terms), you still may have worth when the political arena destroys you. Welcome to Thunder Dome! A dozen political blowhards enter, but only one may leave!
Look at America. (Though they usually do it ass-backwards). Celebrities become politicians and politicians want to become celebrities. Is there any reason to have Ted Cruz on a late-night talk show? Don’t we hear enough of him and his like on Twitter? Trump was a celebrity first, and now Putin wants to be famous for being more than Hitler 2.0. He wants a movie deal – why d’you think he gave Steven Seagal Russian citizenship?
So for Penny, she already has a leg up. If she puts that leg up while wearing something slinky and see-through, well then … movie deal? Will she move to California like Harry and Meagan (who, I think, is still trying to get back into TV or films, and Harry just married her to get his CV shown to the big Hollywood insiders. It’s all about who you know, not what you know, people! Get those headshots updated!)
Good luck, Penny, I’d wank it to you.
(You have – at least a tickle – haven’t you? Naughty boys and girls.)
