Star schwein CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) reporter, Porky Pigsliver-Fonteroy the Vth, has just sent this amazing report to piggies HQ.
Houses made of straw are going on sale in the UK and first time buyers, The Three Piggies, were first to organise a mortgage for this astonishing loophole in the terribly expensive UK market!
I asked the Three Piggies, who shall remain anonymous, why they decided to invest their trotters in a straw house and they snorted in unison, 'To keep the f'ing big bad wolf out!'
I attempted to persuade them not to buy a house made of straw but they sadly ignored my sound advice and after living there for a few days, it got blown away, and now they are turning slowly on a spit somewhere in Wolfenbuttel (It's in Germany BTW).
Human buyers of straw houses seem to be having more luck with their new homes because wolves tend not to be natural predators of humans and only bank managers, credit sharks and corrupt Building societies tend to bring houses tumbling down including ones made of bricks and mortar!
More as we snort down at the sty!
