A home owner's association in the north - eastern United States performed the nation's first such execution today at 5:38 a. m. Eastern Standard Times. Residents gathered at the community's basketball court with coffee, fast - food breakfast sand…
Since territorial disputes are always a problem for many countries, especially those which can’t stay within their own boundaries and always want more more MORE land in which to spread their virus of nationalism, land surveyors and miners and oil-fin…
"We couldn't afford to live in America anymore, the young photogenic couple from California (Lance and Gigi) said. Houses there are $200,000 - $300,000. We saw these great little houses for $1 in Pagliacci, Italy. We've been here a year. Food…
A house in Midsummer Norton, one of the country's biggest crime hot spots has sold surprisingly quickly. The house, the scene of the death of one lead character, and in two separate cases secondary deaths after the third add-break was snapped up at a…
Middle-class families are living in primitive, near-hypothermic conditions all year round, it has emerged. In a Spoof exclusive, we investigate the stark and tragic world of middle-class families willfully living in homes which would be deemed to...
Single for over three years, real estate agent Mike Fordham of Nashville, Tennessee, dipped his toe into the world of online dating, only to find it to be more of a seller's market. "What these women are asking is out of control," sad Fordham. "I'...
While social workers continue to report tens of thousands living on the city's streets, under freeway overpasses, and on islands in the usually dry riverbed, the homeless exodus from the nation's second largest city has begun in earnest. The impetus...
A group calling themselves the Union of Oppressed Landlords have protested about the current housing crisis in the UK. They claim that people who let out accommodation are being squeezed and are not earning enough. "It's appalling," said Connie Br...
Surrey farmer Mr.Fiddler (name changed for legal reasons and Marks legal costs) did some "hey-diddling" in 2008 and secretly built himself a castle on green belt land after being refused planning permission. The local council discovered the castle...
Star schwein CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) reporter, Porky Pigsliver-Fonteroy the Vth, has just sent this amazing report to piggies HQ. Houses made of straw are going on sale in the UK and first time buyers, The Three Piggies, were first to or...
The housing shortage in Britain reached new peaks yesterday as it was announced that PM David Cameron's forehead had officially been declared brown-belt land, suitable for a new social housing development. the site, estimated at approximately 6-8...
Houses are important. We all need houses of some sort, to keep from getting cold and have somewhere to cook and wash. Sadly not everyone has a house and not just in those sad, charity commercial countries where pianist follow staving children aro...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Federal Housing Administration announced today a bit of hope for the Millennial generation. In general, Generation Y has been left "out in the cold" when it comes to home buying, mostly due to a dismal employment outlook, high...
A local businessman has offered to help with Government proposals to help elderly people 'downsize' while providing accommodation for young families. Housing Minister Grant Shapps announced yesterday that local councils should offer to help pensio...
A woman has requested the borough of Kensington and Chelsea to rehouse her and her family because the house is too big. Elizabeth Windsor and her husband Phillip are said to be shagged out just getting to the breakfast table in the mornings. They are...
An Irish council has established a committee to monitor the naming of housing developments. Members of Wexford County Council and interested parties from the community have produced a booklet of advice, and the committee meets weekly to discuss pr...
Wall street, New York - As the economic crisis deepens in the U.S., many Americans are being advised by financial gurus to relocate to smaller towns where the cost of living is much lower and they can afford to purchase food, clothing, and the oc...
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