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Funny story: Homeless Flee LA; Fear "Forced Housing"

Homeless Flee LA; Fear "Forced Housing"

While social workers continue to report tens of thousands living on the city's streets, under freeway overpasses, and on islands in the usually dry riverbed, the homeless exodus from the nation's second largest city has begun in earnest. The impetus...

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Funny story: Landlords demand tax relief for their "difficult job"

Landlords demand tax relief for their "difficult job"

A group calling themselves the Union of Oppressed Landlords have protested about the current housing crisis in the UK. They claim that people who let out accommodation are being squeezed and are not earning enough. "It's appalling," said Connie Br...

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Funny story: Surrey farmer turns his castle into luxury pig pen

Surrey farmer turns his castle into luxury pig pen

Surrey farmer Mr.Fiddler (name changed for legal reasons and Marks legal costs) did some "hey-diddling" in 2008 and secretly built himself a castle on green belt land after being refused planning permission. The local council discovered the castle...

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Funny story: Straw houses on sale in the UK - oink, oink!

Straw houses on sale in the UK - oink, oink!

Star schwein CIA (Cockroach Infiltration Army) reporter, Porky Pigsliver-Fonteroy the Vth, has just sent this amazing report to piggies HQ. Houses made of straw are going on sale in the UK and first time buyers, The Three Piggies, were first to or...

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Funny story: Cameron's forehead declared 'brown-belt land fit for council housing development'

Cameron's forehead declared 'brown-belt land fit for council housing development'

The housing shortage in Britain reached new peaks yesterday as it was announced that PM David Cameron's forehead had officially been declared brown-belt land, suitable for a new social housing development. the site, estimated at approximately 6-8...

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Funny story: A Home For Every Heart

A Home For Every Heart

Houses are important. We all need houses of some sort, to keep from getting cold and have somewhere to cook and wash. Sadly not everyone has a house and not just in those sad, charity commercial countries where pianist follow staving children aro...

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Funny story: New Federal Government Teeny Tiny Housing Program Offered to Millennials

New Federal Government Teeny Tiny Housing Program Offered to Millennials

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The Federal Housing Administration announced today a bit of hope for the Millennial generation. In general, Generation Y has been left "out in the cold" when it comes to home buying, mostly due to a dismal employment outlook, high...

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Funny story: Govt Scheme To Help Elderly Downsize Championed By Local Entrepreneur

Govt Scheme To Help Elderly Downsize Championed By Local Entrepreneur

A local businessman has offered to help with Government proposals to help elderly people 'downsize' while providing accommodation for young families. Housing Minister Grant Shapps announced yesterday that local councils should offer to help pensio...

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Funny story: Woman Begs Council To Rehouse Her Family Because House Is Too Big

Woman Begs Council To Rehouse Her Family Because House Is Too Big

A woman has requested the borough of Kensington and Chelsea to rehouse her and her family because the house is too big. Elizabeth Windsor and her husband Phillip are said to be shagged out just getting to the breakfast table in the mornings. They are...

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Funny story: Wexford Ends Scourge Of "Silly" Estate Names

Wexford Ends Scourge Of "Silly" Estate Names

An Irish council has established a committee to monitor the naming of housing developments. Members of Wexford County Council and interested parties from the community have produced a booklet of advice, and the committee meets weekly to discuss pr...

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Funny story: More Americans Moving To Small Towns, Wish To Hell They Hadn't

More Americans Moving To Small Towns, Wish To Hell They Hadn't

Wall street, New York - As the economic crisis deepens in the U.S., many Americans are being advised by financial gurus to relocate to smaller towns where the cost of living is much lower and they can afford to purchase food, clothing, and the oc...

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Funny story: Neighbors Threaten to Evict Happily Married Couple

Neighbors Threaten to Evict Happily Married Couple

Rob and Shirley DeLightly are being asked to tone down their loving relationship or vacate their home by angry neighbors who claim they can't take a minute more of the sickening displays of love the couple exhibit day in and day out. "It's not nat...

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Funny story: Rental Costs Soar for Evil Lairs in Britain

Rental Costs Soar for Evil Lairs in Britain

LONDON - The cost of renting a civilian dwelling in Britain has increased by over 4.5%. However, the hardest hit are evil megaminds. Evil geniuses, hit by increasing amounts of police arrests and lack of genius work due to people wanting to watch...

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Funny story: Recently homeless given 'right to buy' park benches

Recently homeless given 'right to buy' park benches

The government has announced plans to allow people who have been recently made homeless to buy the park bench upon which they choose to reside, in a proposal echoing then Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher's right to buy scheme of the 1980's. The mo...

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Funny story: Evicted Family Creates Elaborate Camping Story To Fool Children

Evicted Family Creates Elaborate Camping Story To Fool Children

(Miami, FL - October 20, 2010)…It's a familiar sight these days, foreclosed homes, evicted tenants, more and more Americans are being thrown into the street, becoming yet another victim of the worst economic recession since "The Great Depression." L...

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Funny story: Smart Home Threatens Owners with Eviction

Smart Home Threatens Owners with Eviction

Smart homes have been around for a couple of decades now. Special wiring and technological advances allow the homes to take care of just about every aspect of running the home from round-the-clock automatic cleaning and dusting to securing the perime...

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Funny story: Just get UK house prices down to Polish levels and then UK can compete on the world stage!

Just get UK house prices down to Polish levels and then UK can compete on the world stage!

Policy Think Tank, London: High house prices are a blight on this country. How can the UK compete in global markets if everyone needs high wages just to put a roof over their head? Just get UK house prices down to Polish levels and we can all start...

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