British National Party leader, Nick Griffen, saw red last night after a BNP fundraiser went tits up.
A riot ensued after the band, booked to headline the 'Everybody who's not white, feck off' peace concert, turned out to be entirely made up of black musicians!
Jaws dropped at the concert in Huntingfield, Suffock, when blues band 'Orange Pete and the White Hot Bluesmen' ambled on stage and began to play.
"Nick went white," said one party member, "And then purple with rage, he started raving that he had booked a blue band and not a black one."
The gig was cancelled after three numbers and the band led to safety by police.
"I didn't know it was a BNP gig till I got there," said band leader Orange Pete, "When I realised, I had to wear my brown trousers as I was shitting myself. We did a couple of Cream numbers, which were OK but the shit really hit the fan when we did 'young, Gifted and Black' by Nina Simone'"
