McDonalds Dealers Freed

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Monday, 14 December 2020

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Two Birkenhead McDonalds employees, who were arrested last week after allegedly selling weed out of the drive-thru window, have been released without charge.

The Crown Prosecution Service told us that there wasn't enough evidence to convict the unnamed men.

Police Sergeant Terry Bullstink said, "We were sure it was weed. The Desk Sergeant asked one of the men, “How high are you?” And when the man replied, "Heh heh heh, I mean, like, officer, it’s ‘Hi, how are you?’ heh heh heh heh heh ... at that point, we were sure we'd got them bang to rights."

CPS spokespersonnage Mike Annabisblunt said, "Although the men were seen handing over suspicious packages to dodgy-looking drivers, we simply couldn't believe that it was cannabis. I mean, who actually goes to McDonalds before they score their weed?"

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