Blair Becomes SPECIFIC!

Funny story written by Pointer

Saturday, 17 February 2007

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Evil Twins perform duet:"Consider yourself!!"

UK lame lame,formerly known as Antonio Specifico Blairino,made very specific comments about the specific issue of specific teen specific violence.

Unlike Lord General Cameron who made very general comments about the general issue of general teen general violence, Blair insisted that teen violence in the UK was restricted to a very specific population:"I believe that the only gun-toutting hooligans in the UK are those poor souls who have been exposed to my policy in Iraq.Most UK'ers would never resort to such violence because they have opposed my collaboration in violent homicide with my twin Bush.But those who believed our lies of WMDs and watched our brutality in Iraq have now brought it onto our English streets."

Candidate for PrezMinister, ET McCrone denounced Bushlair with his usual vehemence: "I always respected my two homelands (McCrone has been an elevator operator in Liverpool, NYC and Tucson, AZ) as the paragons of civilisation. But these evil twins have dragged our high culture into the mud from which they came.I'm for raisin' the kids now and forevermore! Vote McCrone! Low class in two lands! Goooiiinnng uuppp!"

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