London Fashion Week Well Up To Usual Load Of Nonsense

Written by Duff

Friday, 16 February 2007

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A model wearing a stupid hat at the show yesterday. Note yellow snorkel attached

It's London fashion week and once again there is no shortage of bonkers designs for us all to have a look at.

Runway shows featuring everything from life-size tiger hats to trouserless trousers have wowed the punters this year. Our fashion reporter attended one show by Coco de Clown last night and was astounded by the designs on offer.

A spokesman for leading high street retailer Sparks and Mincer told us:

"We are already buying up Coco's designs and you can expect to see people wearing big shoes, clashing colours and smashed up hats from April onwards"

Our reporter asked if perhaps these particular designs were not in fact crap.

"No no no! You obviously can't see the statement that the designer is making here you philistine!" barked the spokesman in a not too chummy manner. So that told us.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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