Heather Mills making threatening phone calls to herself

Funny story written by queen mudder

Saturday, 17 February 2007

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Baron Von Munchhausen by Proxy thinggie?

London - (Rotters): As the battle for custody of Paul McCartney's ££££s hots up his estranged wife Heather Mills has been to the local police staion to comment on a series of threatening phone calls to her home.

Police have said they are worried in case the calls are being made by Heather during the night as she sleepwalks around her lonely bedsit and tape records obscene message which she then feeds into her answer-phone.

"Clearly the woman has no idea what she is up to because in one of the messages we have intercepted she is claiming to have put a bomb under her husband's farmhouse which is meant to kill her unless the threatening calls stop immediately.

"We have asked a forensic psychologist to look into the matter to see if it's some sort of Baron Von Munchhausen by Proxy thinggie. You just can't be too careful these days."

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