Art Opening Rocks!

Funny story written by Pointer

Friday, 16 February 2007

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Nature created this granite pig's foot enttiled: So,how do you get your shoes on?

In an Art show that critics are saying may very well represent the blockbuster of the early 21st century, a rock quarry outside Barrenson, VT is drawing viewers like the crater in Close Encounters.

Post-Modern critic, Eye Duntno-Sheet has declared the rock quarry "The New Louvre!". EyeDS has declared all objects touched by humans to be contamination.He believes that true art of the 21st century must be "human-free".

"Found art is passe'", Duntno-Sheet promulgates, "Nature is the true artiste'. Wind,water, erosion and natural disaster knows how to make true beauty and meaning. Abandon the cities with their man-made vulgarities and seek the few unpolluted places left on the breast, belly and back of Mother Earth".

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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