People not panic buying Banjos or Bagpipes

Written by Ben Macnair

Tuesday, 17 March 2020

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Although people have been stock-piling pasta, toilet rolls and copies of The Sun, music shops have reported that people still aren't rushing out to buy banjos or bagpipes.

A spokesman said, 'You would have thought that there might have been a spike in sales of banjos and bagpipes, particularly amongst our esteemed teams of law enforcement officers. People may not pay too much notice to official warnings from the government, but as we all know, nothing clears a room faster than the entry of a banjo or a bagpipe player, particularly if they can't play it properly'.

Nobody knows whether or not Coronovirus can be cured by a quick blast of Mull of Kintyre, but it might be worth trying, although your ears will never forgive you.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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