Man spending second hour stroking his beard

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Sunday, 16 February 2020

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Oh my god, a talking Lion. This won't end well, will it?

Hipster, Martin Jarvis, a 24-year-old experimental entrepreneur from Mithering on the Trent, has recently entered his second hour of stroking his beard.

After growing his facial hair for a few months, he is rightfully proud of the brown mass of hair that currently protrudes from his skin, but his girlfriend, Wendy, told us: 'I thought we were going to go out, but he is just staring at the mirror, running his hand over his beard. Honestly, if he paid me that much attention, I would love it, but he never does.'

Wendy and Martin have a troop of monkeys who regularly glue their furniture to the ceiling.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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