Man cannot remember half of the people he is sending Christmas E cards to

Written by Ben Macnair

Monday, 23 December 2019

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Stan Bridgewater, dressed up for a night on the town.

Stan Bridgewater, a 28-year-old from Mithering on the Trent has revealed that he cannot remember half of the people he is sending Christmas E-Cards to.

'In the old days' said the Millenial, who was not even born until 1991 'You sent a Christmas card to your mates from school, and maybe your Grandparents, but that was it. Now I find that I am sending an E-card to someone at work with a name I don't know, three people that I follow on Instagram, and seven that I only know from Facebook. Still, I bet that most of them will not remember me either, so it cannot be all that bad'.

He is right. There is nothing memorable or pre-possessing about Stan Bridgewater, and we have just been speaking to him.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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