Man in serious trouble not really that bothered

Written by Ben Macnair

Wednesday, 18 December 2019

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Bbbrrrrrr...it is a bit nippy, isn't it?

Despite the impending impeachment of a President, Chutney on the Fritz resident doom-mongerer, Brian Asshat, is in serious trouble with the council, and is not really all that bothered.

After spending the biscuit budget, he has been sending rude letters to the fifteen councillors on the borough telling them about the bad job he believes that they have been doing for years, and his one remaining friend, Felicity Dowager, has not been to see him for three days.

'It is Christmas,' said Miss Dowager, 'and I have enough stories to tell my 15,000 Twitter followers about Brian as it is.'

In other news, we have noticed similar behaviour in a certain orange-skinned president.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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