Man talking about the weather, again

Written by Ben Macnair

Wednesday, 18 December 2019

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He said what the what now?

Gary Johnson has been heard, once again, discussing how cold it was in Chutney on the Fritz's railway station.

'Bbbbrrrr, it's cold enough for a polar bear' said the jovialf Football fan to the three fellow commuters who were waiting for the 8.03 to Badger's Drift.

It is the second time that Lorraine's husband has said something obvious about the weather in so many months. Following a lot of rainfall in November, he was heard to mutter 'Well it's good weather for ducks'.

Hearing the conversation was Brian Asshat, Chutney's answer to Grange Hill's Mr Bronson, who simply raised his eyebrows, tutted, and went back to his weak lemon drink and trainspotting manual.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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