Local Television celebrity, Gary Johnson from Chutney on the Fritz has claimed that he is really looking forward to the Leadership elections.
'I get paid to say Trump a lot. I don't know if you know this, but Trump is slang for a fart. I will get to say Boris Johnson a lot, and as I am sure you know, Johnson is slang for your schlong, which is slang for your willie. I am sure that Boris means something as well, but I am not sure about that. What it Donald Trump calls his little man Boris? That would be so meta, wouldn't it?'
We did not want to say that Johnson says Johnson everytime he introduces himself on Fritz channel 57. We also didn't want to tell about the mistakes everyone makes with Jeremy Hunt's name. It is actually Jeffrey.