The crackpot pressure group the Misty Action Warriors are once more claiming to have brought weather misery to the UK
In a coded message to The Spoof their statement says:
"People of Britain once again we have visited inclement weather conditions on you. Your ferries have been cancelled as a result of the high winds, so no booze cruising for the present. There is snow falling and you know that chaos that causes don't you? Not unless you give in to our demands we will have no alternative but to commence phase two of our plan. Message ends"
Experts though are puzzled by the statement as it does not actually make any demands as such, so consequently even if the government were going to give in or talk about it, they wouldn't be able to.
Top defence chiefs are however taking the threat seriously and have raised the state of alert to a 'bit concerned' They have discounted the suggestion that the statements are coming from a spotty student called Andy who is having a bit of a giggle at the government's expense.
A top terror expert told us:
This looks to be the work of a well organised and powerful group. How else could they be actually controlling the weather? Eh? Tell me that?
