'Fatberg' causes huge traffic jam on M25

Written by Jaggedone

Tuesday, 8 January 2019

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Obesity causes many health problems and now it is even causing infra-structural sticky jams!

UK punters travelling home after their Christmas break were confronted with a huge lump of fat on the M25. It seems the 'fatberg' had slipped onto the motorway during the night and blocked westbound traffic causing a huge, sticky, 'jammy dodger'!

Police called to the jam, arrested two obese truck drivers, believing it was them causing the horrific jam. However, after squeezing them out of their cabs, another truck driver pointed to the front of the jam, and, to the amazement of the police, they discovered a huge lump of slippery fat blocking the motorway.

Both obese truck drivers were allowed to continue eating their fatty burgers as the police cars sped towards the slimy object, causing a 50-mile tailback, and it was not a pretty sight!

The fire brigade arrived with chemical weapons of fat destruction, so did environmental protesters, who blocked the path of fire engines loaded with bio-hazardous, fat reducing fluids. The police intervened, arrested several skinny environmental protesters and within one hour, the 'fatberg' disintegrated into a river of non-organic palm oil that re-entered the drain-holes from where it appeared! After hours of delay and disruption, police managed to get the traffic moving.

Motorway service areas filled with fatty foods are being closed down until PM, Mrs May, finds a way of re-directing masses of fat towards the North Sea and English Channel.

Boris Johnson, a huge lump of non-edible fat, has refused to go in that direction just in case he lands on the shores of a EU country and blocks further Brexit negotiations!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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