The M25 London orbital motorway today descended into gridlock following the discovery of a giant turd close to the Rickmansworth/Chorleywood turn off, where a Spoof.com writer almost once froze to death while hitchhiking after visiting his kids at Christmas.
Details remain sketchy, but a whopping great turd was sighted slumped over the central dividing barrier, almost blocking both carriageways and was reported to local radio stations by an alert commuter.
Metropolitan Police Officers immediately shut down one of London's most vital transportation arteries, bringing commuter traffic to a standstill. Police activity was said to be intense.
We did our best to track down a viable spokesman, but the best we could come up with was a jobbing builder from Worcester, caught up in the gridlock.
"I don't know what sort of turd it is," he told us. "But it's fuckin' massive, and it stinks like shit. It's blocked off both carriageways, and it's steaming man! I have no idea who, or what could have dumped a big one like that. It's like something out of Roswell, or those crop circle mysteries."
The motorway is expected to reopen when some professional shit-shovellers have cleared the mess away.
More turd related twattery as we get it.
Inspired by J-Man and BuckwheatsButt, the mad bastards.