Written by Moose

Wednesday, 18 March 2015

WASHINGTON, DC - Speaker of the United States House of Representatives, John Boehner, filed a petition with the Municipal Court of West Chester Township, Ohio today to legally change his name.

The petition, prepared by Mr. Boehners attorney, Mike Hunt, states that Mr. Boehners name causes people to giggle and point, due to the obvious sexual innuendo. Many don't realize that "innuendo" is also innuendo.

"People have trouble with my name. Is it Bainer? Bonner? Boner?" he told a crowd gathered for a speech at the Republican National Convention held in French Lick, Indiana.

Mr. Hunt stated that Mr. Boehner has requested that his name be changed to "Rusty Boehner".

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Topics: Names, John Boehner




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