Written by carina-eta

Friday, 10 August 2018

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Who let the paps in? Mwah!

Z-list celebrity, Danielle Lloyd, has today confirmed that she will be getting married in secret next year to her short-term fiancé.

Danielle stated in exclusive interviews with Closer, Hello, Tatler, and Vegetable Growers Weekly magazines, today, that she will wed in a secret location on the banks of Lake Como on August the 16th 2019 at 2.30pm precisely, in a ceremony for close family and friends only.

"To be frank," said Danielle, "I'm tired of the media circus surrounding my life. I only have to get papped with a swollen tummy holding a pregnancy test, and the world is reporting that I'm pregnant!"

Danielle says her fiancé prefers to stay out of the limelight, commenting, "In my new book, out on Monday, entitled "Danielle - the past 6 months", he only appears a couple of times per page."

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