That's a no-no, his employer sternly told him. "Bad, bad drone."
The drone had an interesting defense. "But...but...I DID deliver them, pretty much anyway," he argued. Pausing for a breath, he continued, "OK, OK, I was a little late, I admit it. And I did take a teensy little bite out of each donut. But it was in the middle of a big Nor'easter in NY, and I hadn't been given a lunch break. Gimme a break, for Pete's sake."
His exasperated employer responded, "Didn't you know that you weren't supposed to EAT the donuts?"
"It doesn't say that in the employee guide book," answered the stubborn drone.
His boss sighed. "Don't eat the daisies and don't eat the donuts. Two rules to live by."
"Got it," the annoyed drone responded. "I'll remember that."
As he headed out back to work in the freezing snow and wind, the drone was thinking of what Donald Rumsfeld once said, "Don't blame the boss. He has enough problems."